curbdrop out of grace

blogging is not meant as an online journal, you crier

so i was talking to missy the other day, and her 9th grade step-sister has just begun posting her feelings on her blog. it's the new craze! anyway, she posted shit about all the dumb boys she liked. i think in the first paragraph, she referenced 3 boys she had crushes on. don't they still teach in english classes that new topics (in this case new boys) require new paragraphs. i mean, fuck.

this goes to show two things: first girls are stupid because they have ridiculous numbers of crushes that overlap. and when i say crushes, it is very different than when a guy has a crush on a girl. when a girl has a crush on a guy, she wants to have a relationship with a dude no matter what a loser this guy really is (usually "he's hot"). when a guy has a crush on a girl, usually the guy wants to just repeatedly fuck the shit out of the girl in every which way. sorry, that's just the way it is/things will never be the same. also, girls can have multiple crushes that they want to have relationships with all at the same time. guys can have multiple crushes that they all want to fuck, at the same time. O R G Y.

the second thing missy's stepsister's online journal proves is how stupid it is to post personal feelings online, when it relates to relationships. because just about anyone can read these fucking things, so by writing how you like someone, you're exposing a world of gossip and laughter. i have no pity for you.

so my point is, i'm not going to post any of my feelings online. unless "my feelings" are translated as all the times i grab girls boobies after they've past out.

that's it. fuck you. we're going out tuesday dec. 21 in case you want to dd.

posted by fillshe @ 12:33 PM