curbdrop out of grace

"you've not heard a single word that i've said. and my god."

(dl) "how to be dead", by snow patrol

so i've been punked. i just realized it a week and a half later. i am so out of it.

someone must have went into my room and adjusted the clock in my room, which also serves as my alarm. well they didn't fuck with the alarm time, just with the actual time. and me being me and not noticing these sort of things (also doesn't help that i would just assume no one would do something like this so far from april fools) i just noticed this morning. i noticed because i was driving down 75 and saw that it was only 7:40. and i thought to myself, this is wierd because i normally don't get up until 7:30 anyway, and i do a bunch of shit in the morning.

and that's when i realized. and i thought it was jane but she's saying no. i can't think who else has been over to my house recently. so this is just odd.

and then the fight club scenario comes up. did i do this to myself without knowing it? maybe i did it one nite when i was spaced out and didn't realize it? but i highly doubt that.

so now i have to seek revenge, as soon as i figure out who my nemesis is.

by the way, i thought i spelled nemesis wrong so i used blogger's spell check to test. and it thinks everything is a mispelled word. it thought FUCK was mispelled. it suggested i replace it with FUJI.

listen i'm going to try and use fuji from now on from time to time as this is hilarious to me. "baby, i want to take you back to my car and fuji your brains out with this angel dust."

also i am posting this because i got in so early to work today that i feel justified not actually doing anywork until the time i'm really supposed to be in.

and i almost got into a damn car accident this morning as the two fuji's in front of me slammed their breaks. they hit each other (mildly) but i just escaped suicide by a matter of inches. inchi.

woo woo (close call). that one's for you mayer.

oh last thing, i realized last nite that i'm really starting to get good at tuning people out completely. i can be right next to a person and just not care to even pretend to care when someone's yapping. now this only occurs when i don't really care about the person. usually if i like the person, no matter what sort of useless gibberish is falling out of his/her mouth, i'll still pay attention. an example of this is goldbond, who likes to talk all the time about made up things to amuse himself (goldbond, billy, and i talked about this last nite). he is just a fujied-up mofo goofball. and i know i shouldn't waste my time listening to his made up crap but one, it's kind of amusing and two i like the dude and i have nothing else to do.

posted by fillshe @ 8:37 AM