curbdrop out of grace

porky pig must be converted to bacon tonite!

my mom likes to talk about nothing. i've said this before, but i'm for some reason, always suprised when i rediscover.

i learned this morning that andy warhol did the cover of rolling stones "sticky fingers". that's pretty sweet.

phil: "mom i don't want any vegatables today."
mom: "what about the stuff on the counter top?"
phil: "are they vegatables?"
mom: "yes."
phil: "well then no."

i haven't been back to my place since last morning when i left for work. last nite i slept over at a girl's house. nothing at all happened. i didn't want anything to because apparently, i'm not really a man. she asked me to sleep in her bed. i told her i'd crash on her floor in her living room instead. and then i fell asleep rapid fire. i was so tired. i was not very drunk, just too tired to drive back the 5 miles to my own comfortable bed. this morning she gave me a back massage because she felt bad i slept on her floor. i took it as i love back massages, but i told her, "why do you feel bad? i wanted to do it."

but the thing is, i didn't want to do "it" and so i didn't. and so she felt bad.

last nite i had a dream (while sleeping on the floor at girl's house) that i was on a roadtrip down south with chris and billy, i guess going to tenn. because we wanted to go to bonnerroo (spelling is completely not what i just did). and we met up with cam. and she had a bunch of her friends with her. and we were at this resturaunt with wooden plank walls. i remember this girl that i had never met but who was friends with cam came up to me and gave me a picture of her and her twin sister. she was like, "this is a picture of me and my twin sister, can you tell?" i said, "yeah, you look just like yourself in this picture and so does your sister".

then we drove back to my parent's place and chris parked inside the garage. there weren't any other cars there as my rents were on vacation (they really were on vaca). and i apologized to billy and chris for having not contributed to the driving. i was sleeping in the back the entire time. so i start unloading chris's suv and chris just walks into my parent's house with his tennessee-muddy-ass-boots and tracks mud all over my parent's floor and carpet. i was so pissed.

and that's all folks.

posted by fillshe @ 11:20 AM