Sunday, July 10, 2005

corn beef hash on soap

isn't it wierd how sometimes someone says you're they're good friend or best friend but they are not yours.

i hate it when my body feels like it does now. it hurts on multiple levels:
1. too much smoke
2. too much booze
3. too little sleep
4. too much laying on the ground
5. too much country western bar
6. too much heat/humidity

i was brushing my teeth just now and accidently vomitted out some lunch. that is how i feel. it was watermelon.

i woke up this morning on box's couch with this idea for a screenplay:

zombie romeo rises from the dirt in search of his lost (living) love. juliet is freaked the fuck out that her ex-love of her life is a fucking zombie. she tries to run away but zombie romeo is too fast on his skate board. zombie romeo kills juliet hoping that through death, juliet can return to life as a zombie and they can live happily ever after as zombie lovers. however, she does not return and so zombie romeo goes on an insane rampage ripping off the heads of everyone. eventually, zombie romeo realizes that one cannot truely love others unless one first learns to love himself.

OJ Simpson has cameo role as Nordberg

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