curbdrop out of grace

i want to see my heart's reflection in your lazy eye.

the worst thing that can happen to the reputation of a porn star would be that you use steroids. because no one will respect you for using performance-enhancing drugs.

if i were to ever propose to jenna jameson, i would use my cock ring. and i'd slip it in her mouth.

so it was great today, driving to work southbound on 75. my car overheated twice. yep it overheated once and then it overheated a second time, excite bike style. so while i waited on the side of the freeway for my car to stop being a bastard, i thought about the $1200 i had just paid 3 weeks prior to have my car fixed up and maintained so shit hitting the fan wouldn't splatter on me.

oh how i was wrong.

and i'm not even SO pissed off about it because the car could have easily broken down yesterday on my way back from chicago.

so as i work from home today with my shirt off and with a skunky molson that i found buried in my fridge, i thank god that i don't believe in god.

funny(iest) thing is i might not even drive my car often or at all after the move.

fuck it i'm having a smoke.

posted by fillshe @ 2:05 PM