sometimes wish i'd never born at all (insert solo)
if you're recruiting sorority sluts to join your old fucking grounds, then please take this headshot of me and tell them i fuck like andre the giant. they'll know that i'm into lumber jack sex.
somewhere out there there's someone who loves you as much as freddie mercury loves aids.
if i were on death row, i would probably have deserved it after flipping out and killing my entire family with a dull wit.
hmmm, the sound of settling sounds a lot like the sound of tearing open condom wrappers
posted by fillshe @ 7:25 PM
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