supersize that burrito
next time you ask a girl out or ask her to fuck and she says, "over my dead body," make sure you retort with, "exactly, i'm a necrophiliac."
and if that wit doesn't impress her, she's better off dead and we're all better off without her.
but afterwards, i bet you she'll be begging for it. her life that is.
ok this was all a bit too creepy
posted by fillshe @ 12:10 PM
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