well you don't get me because i'm unforgettable
though the days are few.
i've been feeling really old lately. reasons why i've been feeling old:
1. forgot to put on my curve cock cream 3 days straight
2. found myself masterbating to the golden girls
3. have more hair on my taint than i have wins in bag wars
4. new found ability to fall asleep with a errection
5. only order a single burger for breakfast at wafflehouse rather than a double
number 5 is my primary concern
posted by fillshe @ 10:02 AM
1 Comments:
yeah i would be worried about number five also
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