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myspace letter to jen what's her face, not aniston but still hispanic

Jennifer

i don't even know what you're talking about when you reference overpriced vags. infact, i think you might define an overpriced vag. i mean, for $.99, i could easily get a mcchicken sandwish or for $1.99, a limited edition collectors' item mcrib. you cannot compete with a mcrib. mcribs' are hot and saucy and you are just hot. you're like a hot dog, without the dog. or like a gun, without the bullets. same fucking difference.

blah blah blah blah blah. did you read that correclty?

if you were an orphan, i would adopt you and then disown you because you are not my fucking own.

indifferently caring,
phil

posted by fillshe @ 2:10 AM