Thursday, December 08, 2005

this is my stupidness at best.

45 stupid things about 8 stupid fucks

Who is on your top 8(in the order that you have them placed)?
1. Jennifer
2. Jane
3. Billy
4. Ani
5. Cammie
6. Melissa
7. Kate
8. Jimmy

1.How did you meet 6?
Made out with her, seriously.

2.Why are you friends with 3?
He lets me eat fried chicken

3. Is 7 in a relationship?
Yes, with my rival Pat

4.Have you kissed 2?
Only on the clit.

5.Have you hugged 4?
Not yet but don't worry, WE'RE JUST FRIENDS

6.Have you done anything sexual with 6?
only with my skin

7.Would 1 and 5 make a good couple?
Cammie does have a 2 inch cock

8.How long have you known 2?
Since I met Dawn

9.Would you ever kiss 7?
only if she didn't have her rape whistle handy

10.Whats a good memory with 5?
one time she told me she had a dirty dream about me and then she hid in the closet to hide from my father

11.Ever hugged 8?
Yes, last time he said i could do better so i rehugged him

12.Do you love 1?
over Billy's soon to be dead body

13.Is 5 nice?
no but i hate "nice"

14.How did you meet 3?
through mutual sadness

15.Who makes you laugh?
i do. i'm funny

16.Who makes you smile?
drugs

17.When was the last time you saw 1?
two weeks ago i think. i can't remember really anymore

18.Would 3 and 6 make a cute couple?
i don't think billy dates anyone more than 90 lbs

19.Does 8 love you?
the shit i write maybe

20.Do you see 3 a lot?
not enough anymore

21.Describe 4 in 3 words?
ladder theory relationships

22.What would you buy 1 for their birthday?
a sweater. i hear mexicans like sweaters

23.Have you traveled anywhere with 5?
i've never met her

24.Do you have fun with 7?
no, Pat won't let me

25.Is 2 a cool person?
i disagree

26.Who is the loudest?
cammie's face

27.Do any of them get on your nerves sometimes?
yes i hate all people non-secretly

28.Do you know when 6's birthday is?
no but i do have something to give her

29.What do you really think of 2?
she is deceptively outgoing

30.Best memory with 4?
when she said she'd go out with me, and then cancelled.

31.Does 1 even know you?
i feel like 1 is supposed to be my "fav" and maybe this is true but is it true?

32.Is 5 happy?
only when she cums

33.Does 7 live close?
what do you mean by live?

34.Do you have any classes with 5?
no although she is in like her 9th year of school

35.Have you and 3 ever hooked up? (not necessarily sex)
rape

36.Are you and 8 close?
we're bandmates. what do you think?

37.Do you wanna kiss 4?
with the barrel of my gun

38.Is 6 a good person?
i think most people aren't good. what does good mean?

39.Does 2 own a car?
shitty aveo.

40. Describe 1 in one word:
Hatz

41. How many of your top 8 have you slept with (not sex)
slept with? in the same room or in the same time zone? maybe 4

42. Whats the best thing about 2?
she listens to me bitch (non-stop)

43. What is 4's favorite color?
vibrator blue

44. What is 1's favorite thing to do?
be near my greatness

45. One thing you wish you could tell number 5?
cammie, go fuck a shrub

2 Comments:

At 11:50 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

answer to number 45 translated,

"cammie, please fuck me."

well phil, since you asked so nicely.

 
At 10:59 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I better be #9

 

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