eat my spite
so i was up at the Star Bar lounge today at work smoking and Maurey was on. the fucking topic was about people with strange phobias. This one ugly ass bitch had a phobia of mustard.
i'll say it again.
This one ugly ass bitch had a phobia of mustard.
so she's screaming on stage when one of Maurey's minions brings out a giant plate full of mustard. i was thinking how many char-dogs could be soaked in such a fantastic mound.
rach said the funniest thing last nite: "a nap can count as foreplay." but she was serious. i don't care, you can call me a girl but i like foreplay.
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