sound proof broom
things that happened yesterday:
1. box driving around chicago for 45 minutes looking for a parking space only to end up parking in the paid lot across from mayer's. zero gas in tank left.
2. getting all this free beer at duffy's. mayer is convinced the waitress sucked because she was so slow but she actually gave each of us three free pints.
3. smoking shit ass cigars. "sport" style. gorman smoked 2.
4. boxed wine at laura's
5. going to some shitty ass country western bar where there were no other people. mayer requesting free bird and it still sucking. drinking whiskey until we wanted to vomit. i bought two cigs from the guy working the men's room.
6. rock n roll mcdonald. i ordered 6 burgers and fanta, no ice. mayer tried to order a whooper and then some peppey's. mayer under my guidance wipes his face and hands on a potted plant. then for some reason, eats part of the plant.
7. i took a huge shit at mayer's the next morning. 3 matches.
posted by fillshe @ 4:44 PM
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