free cheese: mouse in the house
love my carbs better than you
i know that it's wrong, so what should i do?
i'm eating chinese takeout and a skunky beer. the takeout is because i worked late and expensed from two doors down. the beer is from first week of Jan. i was too lazy to fill my britta with water to nourish my body. so i just drank some leftover beer instead.
the asshole at the resturaunt spoke in broken english complaining that i was using a corporate card for the transaction. yes. yes i was. i told him, "oh i don't care because i'm not paying for it." but his point was that credit card companies charge higher rates for corporate transactions. well fuck you would you rather me take my business elsewhere?
i cut the rotting shower curtain. that was for you squirrel.
i have my laundry loitering in the dryer. i was going to fold it but fuck that. just because billy and paul are visiting this weekend don't mean i gotta make my place all spic and span. that phrase looks so strange in print.
spic and/or span
posted by fillshe @ 10:24 PM
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