curbdrop out of grace

the jury and the sloppy joe

i don't care what the people say

you're so fat, you celebrate st. patricks day by fucking a mcnugget

i just drank soup for two by myself, for dinner. but hey, whatever i'm on a diet.

so i was talking to someone about my blog and about the adsense banner advertisement i've had the top for about a year. he was asking how much i've made thus far and i told him, to be honest, i never checked since i signed up for it. so i just checked and after trying 20 passwords i figured out which one unlocked the secrets.

to date, i have had 9638 page impressions, 74 clicks, and a total of $10.33 in earnings. i'm not certain how google pays out, but now that i know i have actually earned $0.14 per click, i'm eager for more. so everybody, please each time you look at my site click on 1,000,000 ads and soon enough i will be loaded and have like $20,000. or something. that math probably wasn't even close.

and today there were ads at the top about "urine be gone" and "fishy vaginal smells". somehow the google spiders crawled my site and determined those ads would be contextually relevant to my site. fuck you i don't smell like fish vaginas and i definitey don't want to remove the urine from behind my years.

also Google click fraud systems would detech too many clicks from the same IP address and not count the clicks as legitamit. so i wouldn't earn the dollar.

it was so windy today that my errection blew off, from your mom.

posted by fillshe @ 11:00 PM