Friday, March 03, 2006

this is my edit of cammie's. must read her's below/vag first

My paintings are about lust, thirst, and passion and my poo breath. They are a visual representation of sexual desire. Being a cockvice has allowed me to become aware of the simple, but amazing power I was born with: queefing. That power, may it be subtle or blatant, Women are masters of the art of queefing. They know how to move, how to dress, how to act and what to wear or not wear to get what they want: queefing. Women have been using their vaginal farts for their own gain since the you were still sucking your mother's dick.

When it comes to vaginas, I choose a very bright color pallet, using a lot of pinks and oranges. These colors are to enhance the sexual nature my normal dessert-barren like whoo-ha. Fisting is also an important element to my work. I use idealized images of women with impossible proportions. I show these women with purposeful gazes, dominate posture, and sometimes just shear delight. The women I create are not apologizing for their behavior. Other women may think they are sluty, promiscuous, or disgusting, but fuck you these are self portraits! Both my colors and my women are are sluts. Yes, my slutty colors are sluts. They are no nonsense take what they want, then pay me before I tell you that I just gave you AIDS.

Phil is so hot and I wish he would cum into my womb but I'm afraid to ask him to blow the dust off my pussy. Do you think he would mind applying vagisil on my coochnee?

I think of the women I paint in the form of boogers and poop. They are something you want to eat for every meal, but you know it will upset your stomach and rot your teeth. Oh boy I love Rosie O'Donald.

1 Comments:

At 5:47 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

your a fucking riot!!! not really...ill queef on your face then give you a golden shower in your mouth

 

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