Saturday, April 22, 2006

got resin?

yesterday i was walking to the belmont bus line to wait for my friend to meet up and i walk by the corner dunkin donuts to see this old lady with a giant bag of chips hold the bag upsidedown over her head and shaking to get the tiny still remains caught in bag corners down to her yummy tummy.

quite a sight because she is old but doing it bortha fat style.

second, then i get to this stop and this other old woman asks to bum a cigarette. i had already provided two others to randoms early so i wasn't really happy about. but then i was like, who am i deny the request to this old old woman? for all i know this could be her last request. see i do have kind heart moments.

i was at the bar with laura and these 30 something fucks sitting next to us at the bar was asking me how old i was because didn't believe i was even 21. so then i had to pull out my ID and credit card (for verification) and yo and behold she believes. then i ask to see her's to determine how many rings are around her pussy (like a tree) and find out she's 39. old shit fucker calling my bluff but fuck her i sold her ass.

sung in NIN: hurt fashion

i pulled a pube today
to see if i still feel
the skin sack now is red
my tired everything
and you could have it all
my favorite friend
i will toss you out
i will make you bleed



i was going to go biking but then i saw playoff hockey was on. so instead i'm eating chicken nugs and blissing

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