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dear jesus

it's been a long time since i last updated you with my life. thought this would be the perfect time seeing how i am half sitting half laying in bed with legs resting on my pilates ball (red) and in my boxers and socks. no shirt no shoes no dice.

and not so drunk anymore thanks.
but hot and moody and boobies and no one in india knows how to fucking fix things without "please wait until the next operator is availble" warnings and burnings and fluries and buries.

johnny and mayer and drinking and she's half.

cammie pregnant = cammie boring. cammit damnit.

i think lissa is up north at higgins. she was right, it is the most beautiful view besides the money shot in a gangbang.

i forgot many of these drunken stories until today johnny reminded and smiled and whiled.

in my next real fight, i'm going to threaten to remove them bastard from my top 8. ha fuck you.

apparently i'm not funny. no one likes it when i ask "is that a tampon in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

posted by fillshe @ 1:33 AM