curbdrop out of grace

cock back with a bulb in the mouth

at my mom's eating dinner

(fill lifting fork full of vegatables to mouth, opens mouth, begins chewing)
mom: "you know i didn't heat those vegatables?"
fill: "(crunch crunch)yeah i can tell."

i don't know for some reason that seemed so funny to me that i had to write it. it seemed funny at the time, but now i forget the laughs. and when you're a clown and have forgotten the laughs, that's when you become a sad clown. and when you're a sad clown, that's when little children get scared. and when little children get scared, that's when sad clowns become paranoid. and when sad clowns become paranoid.

also i am so gossard'd right now. johnny, billy, that's my new phrase that i'm going to get us to use. oh yeah, chambers, you too. can you guess what that means?

and my mom made me watch this video tape she borrowed of some tv speicial in china that aired on chinese new years, last week, or two weeks ago or who the fuck cares. and anyway, so the reason she wanted me to watch was because there's this act where like 20 women stand completely in a straight line facing the camera or audience and you can only see the first person (everyone is "hidden" behind the first person). and then they do all these dances with their hands so it looks like one person has 20 sets of hands.

does that make any sense? it kind of looks like the hindu god that had a million hands. or wasn't that a buddhist god? shandhivista? or something like that.

abyway, it was pretty cool because i was gossard'd. but the real point of the story is this:

so my mom tells me that this act was first seen at the olympics. and i thought, the only thing i honestly remember about the olmypics is when michael phelps won like 7 gold medals and fucked every female athlete in the olympic village.

what else would i remember?

posted by fillshe @ 8:04 PM