curbdrop out of grace

cuuuuuuuuuuuuurbdropppppppppppppped. woke everyone up

first of all,
it's like 12:30 right now (also i'm drunk and have already pressed the backspace at least 6 times fixinfg errors but i've decided to give up now).

anyway, i wafailed. i said i was going to be before 11:30pm but i'm already an hour behind on top of however lovng this thakes me now.

god damn typos spell check this ass!

and i came up with a great line, at least i think so.

here goes:

here goes:

"you have the kind of beauty that men buy jewelery for."

i think it's great and true, for the girl i'jmthinking of now.

speaking of another girl, i ment. met another girl tonite who is hot and cool, and we are supposed to hang out won . on saturday nite. it will invovle other people tjough so it's not a date, but it's got potential as she wanted me to hang out with her and she is . i just met her,. i decided, by the way, in case youc annocan. cannot notice, that i decided to use "periods a" a. and end sentences with typoes and fuck ups and restart wwithout using the backspace.

i drove my boss's boss home tonite too. that's safe.

and i stole his fucking dr. pepper!

and another thing, i think it's so interesting when won. one is smokineg or a smoker, sometimes they are drnuk and pissing in a urinal (a friend told me this ., this didn't happen to me ha) and you piss and see a cigarette butt in a urinal and think, "what kind of desperate fuck would it take to need to pick that pissed on cig butt out of a urinal, lite it, and try and smoke that shit?"

and i've seen bums pick up burnt out discardsed cigs from the streets and light up. i'm sure it's been done in uninrals before.

we did shots of jager tonite at the billards league thing. and beforehand people were trying to figure out what kind of shots to do. and i was thinking, i should, in case no one else already has, make up a shot called "gun". so that when people ask what kind of shot to take, i'll say, "let's have a gun shot."

i thought it was gay and clever at the same time. so what would be in a gun shot? how about cum stains and razor blades, with a splash of dwarfs blood.

and golgi apparti.

anywya, i met this girl, and i decided that i'm very witty. i think anyone who knows me thinks this too. however, i am not charming at all. and at first cglance, one might think they are similar enough. however, FALSE!

someone who is witty is funny and entertaining and quick on their feet with thoughts and comments.

someone who is charming doesn't have to be any of those things but for some reason, whatever they say is intersting to the degree that girls/guys want to instantly lay them.

and i don't ever have people who just want to lay me, so i'm obviously witty and not charming.

and i'm off to bed and dreams of rock stardom.

posted by fillshe @ 12:27 AM