curbdrop out of grace

everymorning everymourning

with tongue tied words all fumbled,
of how i didn't fall i stumbled,
and that one nite i must of mumbled,
of course i don't love you.

andrea said this which i like a lot, "asking for my opinion on the nite. which is funny. since i'm a nobody. must have been a nobody poll."

i like the phrase "a nobody poll" mucho (see how i just switched from english to spanish?)

i just used one of my jokes (if you have been reading my postings on a regular basis, i made a comment about me being a comedian and reusing my best jokes to people who haven't heard them).

the jokes goes like this, and yes i did make this up originally, sometime back in middle school when i lost faith. it goes a little something like this:

so what if i'm going to hell. hell won't be that bad. all my best friends will be there. it'll be like a party.

and then i was telling the girl further (also i'm modifying this a bit to make it better):

but the party's going to sort of suck because all the food at the bbq is going to be well-well-well-well-done.

also i was saying:

satan is probably a fucking cheap ass. but he needs to be because he's always got a huge gas bill to pay for keeping the furnace way up.

ok, so it sucked.

posted by fillshe @ 8:51 PM