curbdrop out of grace

a hop skip and a jump away from the killing fields

my mom goes, "today i figured out how to pay the registration cost for my license plate, online."

phil goes, "great."

and thinking about it, i think i probably say (whether outloud or in my head) "great" and "fine" the most out of any two words. but always used in those types of contexts making the word the sentence/idea/belief/opinion/answer/social commentary/etc.

my mom was watching some shite tape on the chinese new year (year of the COCK baby!) which just occured last week. anyway, she was watching some asian-style laurence welke type shit. she wanted to know if i wanted to borrow the tape.

1. i have no vcr
2. i hate most things asian (although the food really is great)
3. i hate everything my mom loves, including myself (that's a joke, come on i HAD to throw it in there)
4. i don't care

so anyway, it amused me at least. i amuse myself. sounds asexual.

and i figured out why smoking cigarettes takes away appetite and why some girls like to think smoking will help them lose weight (i guess it might, but come fattys). here's the deal, again in list format:

1. people have cravings for food
2. smokers have cravings for cigarettes
3. although partially differentiated, these two types of cravings are still intertwined.
4. smoking alleviates cravings for cigarettes and for cravings for food
5. however, eating does not alleviate cravings for cigarettes
6. so picture this: some funnel type deal where smoking cast a huge net covering many things while eating is a smaller net covering only some of the things
7. fillshe is so smart and sexy

and how would one go about telling a girlfriend who's in the process of supplying oral pleasure that she looks ugly in the light. in ALL light? it's a delicate situation because on one hand, you don't want her to stop, but on the other hand she's ugly and you really feel like you need to tell her at that very moment. oh the trials of being human.

posted by fillshe @ 7:14 PM