Tuesday, February 01, 2005

instant loser, from zero to sixty

so my mom says to me, "i heard from dad that you might be sick.

might be sick? might? what gave it away dad? was it the fact i coughed 2000 times yesterday when i stopped on home, +/-69?

or could it be the fact that my dad asked me, "why are you coughing? are you sick?" and then i replied "yes."?

hello mcfly.


i know
i've grown
incredibly
unbearable
it shows
i'm so
i'm soul
intollerable.


i'm missing out on a guy's nite out thing because i'm sick. i'm sick like a chick on shaq's dick.

seriously, how many units must that thing weigh?

2 Comments:

At 6:59 PM, Blogger fillshe said...

mayer not sure that you would have read this comment otherwise, but who is vance kelly and why do i care?

 
At 6:59 PM, Blogger fillshe said...

chances of going back to chicago on feb 17 = chances christopher reed regains the ability to walk

actually his chances are probably better now as a zombie.

 

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