Wednesday, January 26, 2005

they will detail their pain in some standard refrain

i want to write a song, both musically and lyrically like the bright eyes "bowl of oranges". check out the song.

there are a number of things that i enjoy that if a girl didn't like, it'd immediately trigger an alert in my mind:

napolean dynomite
aqua teen hunger force
bob dylan
billy best

there's actually like hundreds of things i could list but did not. and truthfully, a girl doesn't even have to like any for me to still be interested. but they are all bonus points, if you know what i mean.

people in general start 6 feet under.

good looking girls start right on the x axis.

girls who play (rock n roll) musical instruments start at 2 units on the y axis.

marty mcfly starts on the zz axis. he's outside of the space-time continum.

i still cannot wait until the weekend of recklessness. i'm hoping to hook up with an ugly girl. hey, when you can't shoot for the stars, aim low at the cows. execution style.

double-barrel buckshot.

abby is moving into my place this weekend while i'm gone. we'll finally have a full house again. what are the chances she'll have hot, single, cool (girl) friends?

probably as good as the chances i'd get with one.

and i made two new riffs tonite while waiting for billy's ass to get to goldbond's. but i fear i will forget by the next time i play guitar. might not be for another week.

i was thinking today, that i give a lot of credit to girls who do not typically wear pink colored clothing. now don't get me wrong, i think girls typically can look great in pink. but it says a lot when a girl doesn't obsess on the color and wear it and surround themselves with it all the time. see ya bowman!

within my buddy list, i demoted kool kate in the "people dead to me" group. it's not that i don't like her or anything. but i really don't talk to her often or at all. so the plan is to keep her there at the top of that shit list for 2 years until she returns. on that day, billy, double c, and i will no longer be friends. we will be in competition, like max fischer and herman blume for the love of rosemary cross.

you know she's my rushmore.

and that will be the demise of curb drop.

gorman asked tonite if jamacan people were black. he's so stupid. jamacan's are black, so by definition, they aren't people. idiot.

i drive a black car and i call it whatever i want. because i OWN it. (the joke was better in the context originally said).

by the way, the conversation started because he was intensely watching cool runnings on the disney channel. no comment there.

i was going to try and get to bed by 11pm tonite. now it's almost 1am. i am going to dread getting up in a few hours. dang.

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