today = golden
people should be this nice every day, right?
also i just went to the men's restroom to do my nasty and so i go to sit down on the toilet and i hear a click. my damn camera phone took another picture in my pocket.
luckily, no one else was in the bathroom (as planned) to hear the noise, otherwise someone might think i was taking a picture purposely of something in the bathroom. would have ruined my career, OR jumpstarted it ha.
and my stupid phone does this all the time. mayer, do you have the same problem with your phone taking pictures at any given moment?
and it wouldn't be half bad if there were things going on in my pocket. or LIGHT. so instead, i just end up getting a shitty picture of mostly blackness. great.
and one nite last week, i was pretty drunk and didn't notice my phone kept going off taking pictures. i ended up looking at the phone later seeing i had 20 new shitty pictures. and it had drained my battery.
this all reminds me of this awesome neil young song, called piece of shit (dl). there's a version out there of pearl jam and neil playing it together.
24 on 24. better than the stupid show.
posted by fillshe @ 12:12 PM
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i'm in if chris and paul are in.
also i think you may have included one too many w's. or maybe two too many.
oh maybe we can swing by cammie's and vs her in halo 2
how often does john call you at work?
"hunny, when are you coming home, i'm wet and horny, like a unicorn in the rain."
maybe we'll smoke some drugs there together. it'll be intimate. like a hymen damn breaking
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