curbdrop out of grace

i used to live with 100% fear. but now i live with 110% fear and 10% moron.

news update, fabio is still cooler than fillshe.

all the girls today at work lined up to take pictures with fabio. this includes our good friend jane. it was almost sickening to see all the girls so giddy to be with this dude who is seriously a has been. i cannot even fathom the scenario if it was some super-gay like justin timberlake.

if it was brad pitt, that would have been ok. i give him 5 stars, two thumbs (way) up, and a half choad.

serious fabio, you just got hired by the oxygen network to take pictures with middle class corporate whores. how do you feel?

i can't believe it's not butter.

i can't believe your nose isn't more noticiably fucked up, owen wilson style. actually owen is the man.

fabio reminds of this song by pavement called "cut your hair" (ddl). lyrics start:
darlin` don`t you go and cut your hair/ do you think it`s gonna make him change?/ i`m just a boy with a new haircut / and that`s a pretty nice haircut.

i wish maxim would bring in some has been super model, like the virgin mary. that would be sweet.

mumble mumble mumble

or rolling stones could bring in someone cool like that omc guy. how bizarre how bizarre. de de de, de de de, de de de, de de de, ohhh baby. you're driving me crazy.

i'm in a better mood today.

posted by fillshe @ 5:39 PM