curbdrop out of grace

i'm going to in a sec

for those of you who use away messages to tell people what you're doing, please, pleas me.

don't use the message "out and about". that's so stupid. because that's what i'm assuming by seeing your damn away message up. the last thing i'm thinking is that you're "in and around". i mean, why would you put up an away message and then just be sitting there?

if you're going to go ahead and go defy me, then at least try and make it witty. instead, say "out and about and full of lame rhymes" because that's what you did, you made a lame rhyme.

also, if you're going to soil someone's sheets or pillow case, do it and do it well. and after, wash them up and make sure you tidy everything up the way it was before you bodily pleasures sinned the sheets/p-case. because there's nothing funnier than the fact the person didn't know you did that junk.

actually, it's still pretty fucking funny if they know, but then your chances of getting your sheets/p-case/face shat on increases expodentially.

posted by fillshe @ 6:37 PM