rich and smooth like will smith if he weren't a fuck
tips on life, for women:
1. if a guy tells you "you have beautiful eyes" you probably have very small boobs, otherwise he would have been too busy staring to notice your shite eyes. and you're ugly.
2. don't use the same coathanger for multiple abortions. it's just bad luck.
3. if a guy likes you, you'll know it. because he'll try and have sex with you.
sidenote, rather than a diet coke, why don't they make a fatty coke, like with chocolate mixed in or pieces of butter? i'm specifically thinking about paul when i suggest this invention.
posted by fillshe @ 1:03 PM
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