curbdrop out of grace

my palms are like lakes.

i take my music very seriously. both the music i listen to and the music i write.

thoughts from this morning:

1. after i take a shower, there's more hair at the bottom of a shower drain than what's on big foots's nads.

2. my car yesterday had a midlife crisis at 54,000 miles. i had to drop $300 in the morning getting shit fixed and have to go back and drop another fucking $600. i should just drop it and buy a younger, cheaper, faster model. super model.

i wish cars didn't fall apart with time. just like boobs, gravity always wins and things break down.

3. scary spice was always my favorite spice as she always seemed like she'd be a rough rider in bed. she could probably tear it off, like connie chung.

4. people who say they "look good", as in referring to themselves probably are ugly either outside and in denial, or ugly inside. like rotting ugly. in fact, there needs to be a hyphen there. "rotting-ugly" or "rotting-ug".

5. i bet a lot of people feel bad or guilty about having sex (hardcore and/or softcore) or masterbating on sundays. and then there are others who don't give a fuck and they probably masterbate religiously on sundays.

can i get an AMEN? can i get a wake and bake or a wake-up-sodomy?

posted by fillshe @ 2:11 PM