nine inch nail biter
does anyone remember the mcchicken sandwiches from mcdonalds when they first came out on the $1 menu? i swear they used to come with pickles. well i had two tonite for dinner and they didn't come with picks, but the entire time i was trying to imagine how great they would have tasted while getting a blowjob.
i mean if they had pickles on them. pickels. damn spelling.
tonite i went to my friend's fund raiser at this bar. she tended bar and part of the revenue and tips went to cancer research. anyway, a ton of work people were there, some of which were people i don't see that often as we work on different floors and lead different work lives. anyone i recieved 5 separate comments about my hair. people kept saying how i was going for the long hair look and how i was growing it out.
they kept making it sound like i had a new strategy so brilliantly different than the past strategies.
and of course i'm growing it out. hair is constantly growing out.
i have to get up extra early tomorrow to take my car to the shop. i think i'm burning oil. i don't really know as i know nothing about cars. well actually, i can tell which way a car is going by it's headlights. that's a paraphrased version of a mitch joke.
i found out tonite dinosaur jr. is doing a reunion tour. who wants to go with me? he is a sweet guitarist. sweet as in wicked.
i'm so tired i could fall asleep mid push/pull inside your mom's cooch.
posted by fillshe @ 10:46 PM
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