where's my lost shaker of salt?
questions to ask a girl on the first date:
1. do you fuck on the first date?
2. do you have a condom i could borrow or have, preferably borrow?
3. do you look just like your mom, waist down?
4. beans? (ponchero style)
5. two types of fruit?
6. will you please forget my question of "two types of fruit"?
7. do you believe in love at first sight or should i whip it out again?
8. well who died and made you the nut police?
posted by fillshe @ 10:02 PM
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one time i was at poncheros and saw a white guy working there. i was like, WTF mate?
i said hola anyway just because i was accustomed to.
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