curbdrop out of grace

nitrius makes me horny

last nite i went to the homerun derby. i like to watch baseball but i cannot follow the players that aren't the annual all-star superstars. so whatever that first dude's name is though was awesome. 24 homers in the first round. it was sick. i don't remember that much of the derby after that as the first guy stole everyone's thunder. but i love how the second dude who was representing canada (jason bay maybe?) hit zero. how do you go from 24 to 0?

these fucking cops that are hired in to support city events like the all-star game are worthless. i was walking behind two fat ass cops this morning and followed them as they jaywalked in front of cars. i followed hoping the drivers wouldn't want to smear bacon all over the pavement.

they are so fat too. one was a woman and the other a man. the woman reminded me of the black fat cop on reno 911. her ass seemed to be stuffed with marshmellows or bean bag chairs or something. i'm pretty confident she conqueres sticks of butter.

if i were a crook and i was to see these cops patrolling, i think my confidence would skyrocket to the point that i'd steal some unstealable item, like laura bush or the cookie from the cookie jar.

posted by fillshe @ 7:58 AM