curbdrop out of grace

love the birds

i went go karting tonite and it was great although i got 4th place overall meaning:

1. no trophies
2. no hundred dollar gift card to best buy
3. no money no honey

and whatever it was fun but my back hurts more now.

you know how you call me hun all the time? i wonder if you say that to all guys or just all of your hunnies.

at the kart to kart racing, i drank this free jones soda, from the jones soda company. i hope someone searches jones soda and sees this bullshit.

and under the cap of each jones soda is a fortune. this is what mine read:

"you shall soon make a long overdue personal decision."

what could this be? maybe stop double spacing like a mother fucker?

or maybe to use more exclamation marks!

or maybe to give up on ______ and ruin my life by ______ in _______.

fuck the birds.

posted by fillshe @ 10:50 PM