everyone for me
you know i like to pretend i'm asian sometimes and drive my piece of shit car like a madman.
packing up shit sucks so bad.
i'm glad the fucking cable i bought at best buy last nite in order to "fix" my computer subwoofer problem didn't actually solve anything. so now i have to go return that shit next week.
Phil: you little bastard. cammie, if you ever got a clit ring, would it be a princess cut?
cammie: fuck princess cut...it would be an emerald cut
phil: ok good to know
cammie: haha....when you ask me to marry you are you going to give me a clit ring?
or should i give you one?
Phil: yeah i'll slip it on as a cock ring first and hand it off that way. i'm glad our friendship encompasses these lovely conversations
cammie: oh yes me too. i would be lost without them. hm....so do they size cock rings like they do finger rings?
Phil: i think so. i'm like a size 3. that means 3 fingers
cammie: hahah. i think i would like to get a job sizing cock rings then. haha...im going to open up a cock/clit jewlery shop in teh mall. oh and then i will do the wedding ceremony too. i pronounce you clit, married to this cock or cock to ass, clit to tounge, mouth, strap on, dildo, fist...
posted by fillshe @ 3:27 PM
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