curbdrop out of grace

right now

over me. i am over you.

and i meant that i'm too.

good.

i was thinking that it really only takes one person in a group to fuck up the rotation. say for instance, there is a garbage can. say there are 3 fuckers:
mary
gary
harry

mary, gary, and harry respective each other as christians, alcoholics, housemates, and even mammals. they share a 2 bedroom apartment (harry sleeps in the den-converted bedroom). and so everyone is pretty much laid back. no neat freaks here!

well gary uses the garbage in the kitchen to throw out a box. the garbage is now 90% full. mary comes home and cooks up a storm. we're talking ramen, campbell's, and bumble bee tuna. afterwards, she has some icecream, her favorite: pecan-almond.

she eats so much because she is a woman and we're talking about pecan-mother-fucking-almond. she takes the empty carton and puts it in the garbage. now the garbage is 110% full (part of the box lies above the garbage can fold).

mary thinks to herself, "what the fuck mate?" for she feels bad leaving the garbage full for her pseudo cock, harry. (sidenote: cock is harry's mother's maiden name). she feels bad, but yet, she also feels like telling gary that by filling the garbage 90% full, he should have the responsibility of taking it out, or eating her pie out.

putang that is.

and so she leaves it. gary walks by and sees a full garbage and thinks, "fuck if i'm gonna take that out. i'm going to go masterbate instead."

harry walks by and see the garbage. he thinks, "why did i steal that blue jeep from wayne state and dropkick that stack of shitty devo cds that fag had in his car?" he walks right by the garbage because he's too busy wondering where he put his new set of keys.

no on takes out the trash for 4 more days. rather, garbage is just thrown out the windows or swept underneith.

i'm pretty sure my favorite type of food is potato. does that stun you?

posted by fillshe @ 5:22 PM