taking the easy way out
so i was sitting on the EL this morning praying for death. This very unattractive woman who was probably 22 years old sat down in front of me. at first i thought she had candy sticking out of her purse/bag. then i imagined they were sticks of dynamite or firecrackers of some sort. but alas, it was some shit to knit or sew or whatever.
i immediately thought of jen smith
but then i thought more about how girls really need to be doing something or else they go crazy. it's ridiculous. and my thoughts then went to how guys don't have to be doing something because if they ever find themselves needing to occupy their time, they just think about sex: about fucking some girl they know or walked by or about some girl standing across the room, or even maybe, but hopefully not, a girlfriend or wife.
posted by fillshe @ 10:21 AM
1 Comments:
Ohh come on Phil... Don't lie to all of your loyal curbdrop readers. When your bored you think about what it feels like to have a man-rod in your ass. Admit it. You dream about slobbering on hard shaft. And balls, you love licking balls.
I know this, because I fucked him last night.
-Esteban
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