yeah i don't understand
i'm not your sugar daddy and you're not my whore.
the moment i woke up this morning in a feverish sweat, i knew it would be a bad day. let's recap:
1. didn't get laid
2. woke up still with sickness
3. due to inflamed throat, could not smoke (did not smoke since sunday)
4. forgot my work key access pass at home
5. worked 12.5 hours straight
6. literally ate part of my lunch while taking a piss to save time between meetings
7. ordered vietnamese almond chicken which is not at all the same as chinese-american almond chicken
8. spilled chicken sauce down my pants (permanent staining TBD)
9. still didn't get laid
posted by fillshe @ 9:35 PM
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