gold diggers unite
so i rode the EL to work this morning and as i was leaving the subway there was a dude in front of me that was braiding his rat's tail. seriously, i thought they had outlawed that haircut in all english speaking states. i wonder which asshole he crawled out of. he probably pulls more ass than a Ford F150 pulling jared fogel.
you need to tame your libido and train it to play dead or else you may lose control and find that it has bitten the first farmer without a tan.
if you want to date me make sure it's for a good reason.
posted by fillshe @ 11:58 PM
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