time = cause
if i were president
president of what?
friday's would be pants-optional
kittens would be free of slavery
egos would be coat checked at the door
the ad wizards for miller and bud would work for killian's and the nhl
every cheater would spontaneous combust
cargo pants would just be called pants
smokestacks would be horizontal
grammy's would be awarded to artists
coleslaw substitutions would always be granted
no money, honey still
handjobs minimum
clemintines for currency
delicious!
my vice president would be duck
theivery would be okay, for duck
episodes I - III would be sweet
i still haven't seen III (don't ruin it biatches)
dry humping camel toe sucking pacifier priest and parachutes
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posted by fillshe @ 11:05 PM
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