Wednesday, January 11, 2006

eat your finger nails

so apparently the internet in my place was down because someone unplugged the dsl cable.

two things there:
1. yes we have dsl because we're lamers
2. yes someone unplugged the fucking cord

i had a filet minon today for lunch which was great. i had just mashed potatoes and corn for dinner. oh and two beers. and a bunch of impatience. i got patience and patience got me i should be selling it by the pound.

i don't know what happened to my "the crow" soundtrack but i know i haven't seen it now in 2 or 3 years. too bad because that album is ultimate.

random, but i have like 5 new myspace friends find me today. yes it's lame and yes i am a part of my disease.

my goal for the month is to kill satan, the cat.

so you found me. michele found me again after not talking to her for months and months. she said she tried reading my blog (this one stupid) about a month ago but gave up because she felt too far behind, having missed 3 months. but she found me again.

sometimes when i'm at the bar and see a drunk slut, the price is right theme song runs through my head.

if a stove doesn't fit in it's cubby, shoot yourself in the throat.

i think someone at work chews tobacco. a man. because there appears to be tobacco leaves in the men's sink. who's making anybody laugh? it's difficult to chew at work i'd imagine, because you're around human beings.

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