Wednesday, March 15, 2006

stay awhile i swear you'll live

why does your breath always smell like latex?

i had an adventure yesterday where we thought a car was stolen but rather it had only been towed. when we went to the impound to rescue the lexus, we paid the fucker $150. afterwards, dudeman goes "have a nice day". fuck you man we just paid you $150 to get back what's ours. how about we murder your ass and then have a nice day pissing on your corpse.

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