curbdrop out of grace

i'd rather be black

my new pickup line:
if you passout during intercourse, i'll give you mouth to mouth.

i am watching some new show on nbc about teachers. it has zero chance of making me laugh which is sad because i enjoy humor, unlike most white people. i guess i am not the target audience.

when i go to my doctor's tomorrow, conversation will be like this:
Phil: "can perscribe me gun?"
Doc: "gun, what for?"
Phil: "because i have this killer headache and need something to clear it up."
Doc: "how long have you had this headache?"
Phil: "give me a fucking gun wench."

ok, so that was not funny at all.

posted by fillshe @ 8:50 PM