bandaid my splintered soul
have you ever sixty-nined an orphan?
no, but i did stab a kitten with a pick-ax.
and that's how it started. i was in love. as in love as one can be with fingers crossed and eyes shining like glazed donuts.
billy, your pickup line should be "high, i'm bayou billy. girls call me that because i love me some swamp pussy." something like that. you should wear your shirt when you do that too.
cammie, your pickup line should be "yeah my vibrator's broken. want to come over for some fuck?"
posted by fillshe @ 11:45 PM
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actually i think billy and i should switch pick up lines
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