who cunt in the water cooler
so i was thinking how people with bandaids are always asked, what happened to your _____. and next time on monday at work i'm going to wear a bandaid on my face and when someone askes, i'm going to say "sorry i got this cut while i was fighting a forest fire."
spieilling to be corrected yo.
and i ate this steak tonite that was great but it came with like a pound o chicken breast which made it difficult.
i was hitting on this waitress that gave me a free shot that she took with me and then afterwards told me she has a boyfriend that she is in love with. well if you're in love with her, you should totally fuck me brains out and see if you still want him after i make you cum like a waterfallllllllllllll.
cammie you bitch cunt i will ride your face like it was a razor and i was a kid high off of ninentendo
posted by fillshe @ 2:46 AM
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