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so i overheard a phone conversation my roommate was having about how some dude she knows always has hundreds in his wallet.

first of all, if you're going to carry a load of cash, make it a wad. don't put it in a wallet. make a bankroll out of it.

second, why would you ever carry so much loot? you're asking to get robbed. ever hear of a bank or a crevis under your mattress? how about a bank with interest rates just under the rate of inflation?

jackass.

so here are some reasons why you would carry a load of cash. some of these are good reasons, some of them are bad, depending on your religious affiliation:

1. to impress girls because you're looking for a money-hungry whore
2. to impress girls because you need to compensate for having a 2-inch choad (sp?)
3. to purchase drugs
4. to just robbed a liqour store/girl scout and haven't had time to hide the booty
5. you just got paid for giving a oral pleasure to your best friend's dad
6. you're on your way to pay someone to kill your spouse/girlfriend/crush's boyfriend

anyway, there's tons of more reasons that are actually legitimate but as you can see, they really all involve some sort of cardinal sin (well except #1 and #2). so i guess whoever this dude is is either a complete duche bag or is a pretty cool guy. i should find out. might be my new best friend or my new sponsor for murder.

posted by fillshe @ 6:54 PM