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i am a teen dream machine

i had a ton of super bizarre dreams last nite but can only remember 3 things/scenes:

1. i had these warts on my left shin and was so concerned about them spreading when someone i was with popped them to get them off my mind, but then i was pissed because that was spreading the wart-juice-virus.

2. i was in china in some summer camp as a counselor or something taking care of chinese kids and these triads or something came up to our school bus with a box of cigarettes and money and gave us both saying if the kids didn't smoke them, they would fuck them up. then they gave us two bags full of eyeballs, saying those were the eyeballs of kids who didn't smoke.

3. i was on vacation with a bunch of random people, all crammed into a car and we kept getting really late to wherever we were going. on our way back, i was sitting next to a 6 ft girl who was hot and wanted to fuck so we did even though we were all crammed into this car so everyone was watching and i was like hitting people, with things accidently.

4. had a dream i went to visit mayer and we went to play some music to get these two girls in the mood but mayer had this cd case full of video games, which he wanted to play in the stereo. and it was video game music. it was so gay.

posted by fillshe @ 7:52 AM