i high-fived until my hands went numb
how funny would it be, if there was a tv show just about jesus in the present day. like a seinfeld like show about nothing in particular, but staring jesus and his apostle friends.
for instance, one episode could be about the tsunami incident. you know the one.
jesus: "what's that DEAL with drowning? why don't they walk on water? i mean come on."
judas: "uh, sorry to bust your balls jesus, but i think walking on water is a 'son of god' thing."
(insert laugh track)
jesus: "judas man, you're always knocking me down. like that one time you betrayed me for a pouch of gold and a blowjob from mary magdalene."
judas: "yeah but it was worth it. she was good."
jesus: "yeah i know, she bore me three offspring."
why is it that everytime i think about christianity i automatically think about the holy trinity, which then makes me think of the damn tri-force from the legend of zelda?
posted by fillshe @ 11:08 PM
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jesus will be played jeff bridges who played the roll of "the dude" so well in big lebow.
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