curbdrop out of grace

overwhelmed by some sensation

sorry, a couple more:

1. i just showered and upon turning off the shower and sliding open the door, i noticed there's this new mini vanity mirror placed infront of our wall-mirror. now first of all, the wall-mirror forces anyone exiting the shower to see a full view of their naked selves. not a big deal.

this new vanity mirror which must be my new girl-roommate's is strategically placed to show anyone exiting the shower a zoomed in view of their crotch. so when i opened the door today and saw not only my normal naked self but a zoomed in shot of deez nuts, it really left me with a haunting impression that i felt obligated to comment on.

2. my favorite boxers have these chinese take out print on them. this favorite pair of boxers is also my unlucky pair as bad shit seems to always happen when i wear them. anyway, i'm purposely wearing my unlucky boxers tonite hoping by purposely wearing them and hoping for the worse, something good will happen for a change. i hope the plan to meet up with this girl is still in place and she ends up hating me.

3. i was thinking about how after seeing mitch hedberg the other nite using a notebook of jokes and commenting which ones worked well and which ones failed, that i'm just like a comedian in my own life because i constantly remember which jokes i used were hits and use them to the new people that i meet and want to "impress".

how many times have you heard me say, "you know, if you're one in a million, then that means there's over 6000 of you running around the world"?

or how about, "my last name's 'she' so if i ever have a daughter, i'm going to name her 'susan' so her nickname can be 'sue-she'."

4. i don't think i used those appostrophies properly.

5. speaking more of jokes, people who overquote movie lines or tv show jokes (i.e.: chappell show, you know who you monkeys are) are overquoting because they can't come up with their own damn material. focus on some other area of your life rather than constantly stealing other people's bread and butter and making it suck. like focus on the javelin throw. not many people are good at that.

posted by fillshe @ 1:44 PM