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make us into corresponding shapes like puzzle pieces from the clay

ok seriously, skull fucking skeletor would be sweet. the hardest part would be deciding which hole to focus on first. actually, the hardest part would be my cock.

i hope any new readers out there just got moist.

who would win if K.I.T.T. battled against the General Lee? i have to say K.I.T.T. has the reach but the General Lee is a scrapper.

i think if i had a sex slave, i'd make her/him give me back rubs all day, oh and oral sex. also i meant her only.

i once told this girl i was probably about 6% gay. it's the part that likes guys. actually i don't like guys at all. but i just have some feminine qualities, like i like to pee while sitting down somenites (when i'm too tired to piss on the neighbors car). oh, also i like to fondle boobs. isn't that a feminine thing? they seem to enjoy it so much in the movies that i watch.
oh another thing similar that i have with girls is i find if i don't shave my mustache, i look very unattractive.

isn't it funny when a girl's got a mustache but she doesn't do anything about it for like years. and everyone wants to tell her and drop hints but she doesn't get it. i mean, if i can see it, then it's not dark enough in the room/world/blackhole.

sometimes i do the hokey pokey when no one's listening and when there's no music. but it just does't feel right unless i'm in a fucking circle and on rollerskates... and 8 years old. remember that damn song, "parent's just don't understand" by the dj jazzy jeff and the fresh prince? that was pre-big willie i'm a flame-on style.

posted by fillshe @ 11:16 PM