curbdrop out of grace

kfc in the morning. sexy specs at nite.

phil: "i won't be back on friday or saturday at all."
mom: "what about sunday."
phil: "yeah, i'll be back."
mom: "do you know what day that is?"
phil: "yes it's mother's day."
mom: "oh i thought you forgot."
phil: "no, i know. do you want to go out to eat somewhere?"
mom: "maybe, are you paying?"
phil [sarcastically]: "no, i need to borrow $20. can i borrow $20 to buy you a mother's day dinner?"
mom: "are you serious?"
[mom gets up, opens purse]
phil: "yeah, and i get to keep the change. i'm not giving you back any of the change. no i'm kidding. of course i have money. i don't need it. what do you want?"
[mom peels coupon off refridgerator]
mom: "why don't you pick up some kentucky fried?"
phil: "what? really? you want kfc for mother's day?"
mom: "yeah just make sure you ask for original, not extra crispy. do you need me to write that down."
phil: "no, i'll remember."
mom: "because i can't eat extra crispy. i can't eat it."
phil: "why?"
mom: "because it's too crispy."

posted by fillshe @ 6:24 PM