curbdrop out of grace

10 memos saved on my cell phone

1. idea for pants: instead of a sorority name like "kappa" on the ass, it just says "DICK"

2. the sum of all fears = 5.

3. you're like damaged goods out in the summer sun

4. i miss you more than i miss the comfort of sadness

5. you were the one i waited for
the one with one foot out the door
i expect the worse though
i don't give effort

6. i love it on the days when the sun creeps out past the dark cloudy shadows, overcast and the horizon the sky is dark, ready to rain and the sky is light and bright and what not and there's a lot of separation. it's almost like saying, "heaven can wait. enjoy your life here. enjoy your life on the ground."

7. a lot of people ask me "what was mitch hedberg like on the last days on this earth?" and i tell them, "he was like a prarie fire on the last days of disco. he was all over the place."

8. it's not you or me. i can't get over how terrible a human being you are, how ugly you are, how fat you are, how stupid you are, how much you smell, how much i hate all your mannerisms. i hate you. it's not you it's me.

9. tall people have a great advantage while playing with a yo-yo.

10. do people die from heartache or just from the bullet that comes with the territory?

posted by fillshe @ 7:58 PM